Shut up mum i'm on msn

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asteeppriceforpie:

doctorspockspaceman:

kodakboi:

Everyone puts their phones in the middle of the table. Whoever cracks first by touching their phone, pays for the entire meal. The purpose of the game was to get everyone off their phones, away from twitter, facebook, texting, etc and to encourage conversations. In other words, help cure the “Anti-Social Social Media Craziness”. Here are the rules: 1. The game starts after everyone sits down. 2. Everybody places their phone in the middle of the table. 3. The first person to touch their phone loses the game. 4. Loser of the game pays the bill for everyone’s meal. 5. If the bill comes before anyone has touched their phone, everybody is declared a winner and pays for their own meal. Are You Game? (Taken with Instagram)

how did you take the picture and post it on instagram if your phone was in the middle of the table

looks like somebody paid for dinner

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homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot

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Tumblr things

1) I don’t reply to fanmail
2) please tag me as carpec0rpus I cant see it with a hyphen in
3) don’t ask me to follow you ( back)

Tar

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Anonymous asked: 5'1, brown hair, quite a few piercings, big brown eyes, medium rump, 34D and a birthmark on my rump. likes cuddles, sleep, and nature.

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i-keep-having-dreams:

banknote:

Genuinely might shit myself

Ugly laugh at this every time I see it, what a guy

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mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

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Anonymous asked: 5"7 blonde big ass cute smile I like reading watching movies and walking

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